Positively False

Oh, Goody! Doper Floyd Landis will be publishing "his story", planned for release just as the 2007 Tour de France gets underway. It's just the way the timing worked. Floyd's just your average, clean-cut Mennonite who wouldn't do any self-promoting. Yes, that whole Mennonite thing. I'm sure that it will be a central theme in his book as he once again tries to portray himself as the innocent victim. The book's title? Positively False. Elvis thinks that it's a good title because everything between the covers is likely to be just that.